"Despite the documented evidence of chess historian H.J.R. Murray, I have always thought that chess was invented by a goddess."
George Koltanowski, from Women in Chess, Players of the Modern Game
My commentary on the election results in my home country. I hope we survive four years of this. In the meantime, pee your pants laughing as I just did and remember I did not vote for this when the missiles start flying, darlings: