Israeli Spies Infiltrating Archaeology to Turn the Pyramids Jewish

This is absolutely hilarious, except it was not published (as far as I can tell) on April Fool's day.  Only goes to show, you can fool some of the people ALL of the time.  Are all fundy Muslims brainwashed (just like fundy Christians)?  Read it and laugh, and then weep for the state of appalling ignorance and prejudice in the world today, for it is bullshit like this that makes people kill each other.

From The Jerusalem Post Online

'Israeli spies falsifying Egyptian history to show Jews built pyramids'
By JOANNA PARASZCZUK \

09/10/2014 13:37

 

Theory states that foreign archaeologists, are secretly aiding the Jewish State by undertaking "espionage and counterfeiting of Egyptian history."

 

Israel is secretly infiltrating foreign archeological teams in Egypt in a plot to falsify Egyptian history to show the Jews built the pyramids, an Egyptian researcher claimed this week.

Amir Gamal of the “Non-Stop Robberies” movement told Egypt’s Elaph newspaper Israel is attempting to prove Jewish influences on the Pharaonic Era by altering Egyptian history in favor of the Jews.

According to Gamal, foreign archeologists, are secretly aiding the Jewish State by undertaking “espionage and counterfeiting of Egyptian history.”

Gamal told Elaph Israel does not send its own Jewish archeological teams to Egypt because that would expose its plot. Instead, Israel sends missions to Egypt “under the guise of other nationalities” while making sure the leaders of the foreign-archeological missions are Jewish, he said.

In addition to claiming the Jews constructed the pyramids, Gamal said Israel is plotting to prove that the Egyptian King Sheshonq I, the founder of the 22nd Dynasty in the middle of the 10th century BCE, was the Biblical King Shishak. Biblical accounts say Shishak invaded Judah during King Rehoboam’s reign and took treasures from the First Temple in Jerusalem. Gamal believes Israel is seeking to claim that gold and jewelry found at an ancient burial site at Tanis in Egypt are part of Solomon’s treasures.

This is not the first time the alleged role of the Jews in ancient Egyptian history has caused controversy in Egypt. Earlier this year, Egyptian journalist Ahmad al-Gamal called on Cairo to sue Israel for the costs of the 10 deadly plagues visited on the Egyptians during the time of Moses.

 

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I know of no reputable archaeologist who is claiming the Jews built the pyramids - the three great pyramids at Giza, which most in the West think of when it comes to pyramids and Egypt.  Whatever this guy is smoking, it's probably already been exported to the U.S. and is making the sellers a LOT of money.  On the other hand, if this dude wanted the Egyptian government to sue for reparations for the 10 plagues during the time of Moses, well, according to the 1956 film epic, would that not prove by self-confession of the Egyptian government that the Jews were certainly in Egypt building monuments as slave labor, if not the three great pyramids at Giza themselves, for anyone with half a brain who has done some reading on Egyptian archaeology knows there are hundreds of pyramids in Egypt that are much younger than the great pyramids at Giza.  So me thinks Mr. al-Gamal has been hoist by his own petard.  What a dildo-head, and ditto for anyone who believes this shit.