What Men Like -

Based on personal experience, men want beer, booze and good food, served by babes with big hooters and big butts, but if it's an intimate one-on-one dinner, they'll take you instead.  Men are not picky when it comes to who they do the hoochey-koochey with... That is, if they are able to get to the point, er - point.  They think they want sex afterwards but they poop out shortly after the last spoon-full of food shoved down amidst various tones of belches (deepest is best)- and then they're out - as in passed out - for the rest of the night.  A good wife/mate/female companion/other makes sure to mess up one's hair and snuggle close to the near-corpse of the dearly beloved just before he starts to stir, so that the first thing he thinks he sees is a partner who had a rousing good night of sex (evidence = messed-up hair) and couldn't get enough of him because she/he is now entwined with him like a  - make up your own metaphor here.

Further evidence that men think with their penises first and their brains - well, almost never - second. Take a look at the article. 

What I do like about their Number One choice is that this was in the days before breast implants and Ursula Andress had her real breasts and that was her real body - and damn, she must have had to work really hard to get that "spare ribs" look (photo from article).  She was HOT long before the term was first coined and she was actually a real woman who, as far as I know, had no artificial body enhancements (breast implants and strategic lipo-suction, etc.)

The Top Five Women guys chose are:

1. Ursula Andress, as Honey Ryder (oh, please), 1962, "Dr. No"
2. Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in the "Alien" saga (INMO, she got better as she got older)

3. Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia  (in the gold bikini chained to Jabba the Hutt???)
4. Jane Fonda in 1968's "Barbarella" (yeah, she was hot, I saw the movie back then, mistakenly thinking it was a sci-fi epic and the then-boyfriend who took me was probably laughing up his sleeve all the whil.  But I distinctly remember, I did NOT let him kiss me when he brought me home, even though he was really cute, had a cool Beatles' cut and wore glasses! - I have always been a sucker for a man in glasses, don't know why)
5. Audrey Hepburn in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" (1961).  This one was a surprise!  I love AH's movies, particularly "Love in the Afternoon" with a masculine favorite actor Gary Cooper, they made it work despite the vast difference in their ages.  But frankly, Audrey in "Tiffany's" was not convincing to me as a pricey prostitute and her uber-thin body (no boobs or butt) has always struck me as concentration-camp era.  Hmmm, I guess some guys like their grown women in the pre-puberescent state, or looking nearly starved to death...eeeeuuuuuuhhhhh...

Women's "favoriite female actress in movies" picks:

1. Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" - the judges thought it may have been because of AH's fabulous wardrope and "BOO-LAH" hair
2. Julie Andrews as Maria, 1965 "Sound of Music"
3. Julie Andrews as the Governess/Nanny in 1964 "Mary Poppins" (photo, right)
4. Judy Garland, 1939 "The Wizard of Oz"
5. Julia Roberts as Vivian Ward, prostitute, in 1990 "Pretty Woman"