Squirrel News

OHMYGODDESS! Huckabee Ate Rocky the Flying Squirrel! The frigging cannibal! May all the rest of his hair fall out - TONIGHT! Eek! To Cull or Not To Cull? A conservation group launched an onslaught on greys in Northumberland, killing 12,000 - or one third of the county's population, in just over a year. FRIGGING BARBARIANS! Oh yes, that's the typical Anglo-Saxon answer to all problems - KILL KILL KILL. Has it not occurred to anyone that the way to combat the so-called problem of the "grey squirrel" is to beef up the red squirrel? Come one folks - are there no such things as SQUIRREL vitamins in Great Britain??? Well hell, people, then invent some! Geez! Oooooh, here's the civilized way to go, people: SQUIRREL TRAPS. Complete with "nesting material" for those cold winter nights in case the folks don't get out there to the woods to check the traps for a week or two - forget the fact that the squirrel would have starved to death long since. DUH! Things aren't going so well for the squirrels. Sigh.