Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost AARP

Too funny! From the Wednesday, September 12, 2007; Page C01 We couldn't help feeling deflated after hearing the title of the forever-planned Indiana Jones film: "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." Huh? The what of the what? It's so graceless, so baffling, so . . . Harry Potter. There are other reasons to beware this fourth exploit of the swashbuckling archaeologist. For example: The Jones saga began more than a quarter-century ago, and its star, Harrison Ford, will soon be eligible for full Social Security payments. Still, there's got to be a more suitable title for a 2008 Indy installment. A few suggestions: • "Indiana Jones and the Pending Hip Replacement" • "Indiana Jones and the Pyramid of Nutrition" • "Indiana Jones and . . . the . . . Hey, You Kids, Get Off My Lawn!" • "Indiana Jones and What Is Cate Blanchett Doing in This Movie?" • "Indiana Jones Poisons the Prune Juice of the Oldest Living Officer of the Third Reich" • "Indiana Jones and Absolutely the Very Last Crusade (Part I)" ************************************************************************************** Yeah, what is Cate Blanchett doing in the movie? This is Karen Allen's movie! Go Marion! By the way, I think she looks absolutely fab in this photo - and Indiana needs some "Just for Men" - but a lighter color than Osama used.

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