Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost AARP
Too funny!
From the Washingtonpost.com
Wednesday, September 12, 2007; Page C01
We couldn't help feeling deflated after hearing the title of the forever-planned Indiana Jones film: "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." Huh? The what of the what? It's so graceless, so baffling, so . . . Harry Potter.
There are other reasons to beware this fourth exploit of the swashbuckling archaeologist. For example: The Jones saga began more than a quarter-century ago, and its star, Harrison Ford, will soon be eligible for full Social Security payments. Still, there's got to be a more suitable title for a 2008 Indy installment. A few suggestions:
• "Indiana Jones and the Pending Hip Replacement"
• "Indiana Jones and the Pyramid of Nutrition"
• "Indiana Jones and . . . the . . . Hey, You Kids, Get Off My Lawn!"
• "Indiana Jones and What Is Cate Blanchett Doing in This Movie?"
• "Indiana Jones Poisons the Prune Juice of the Oldest Living Officer of the Third Reich"
• "Indiana Jones and Absolutely the Very Last Crusade (Part I)"
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Yeah, what is Cate Blanchett doing in the movie? This is Karen Allen's movie! Go Marion! By the way, I think she looks absolutely fab in this photo - and Indiana needs some "Just for Men" - but a lighter color than Osama used.
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